December 2009
72 posts
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txtsfrmlstnght:
(423): he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn’t see without his glasses
thiswouldbeme
fmylife:
Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML
txtsfrmlstnght:
(970): Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
“Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein
Submitted by: sundoll
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Favorite Serial Killers
melindadearr:
thedirtylooks:
decompose:
funeral:
Eddie Gein The cool-mannered bachelor who held lavish parties in his swinging pad and was later found with a vest of human skin and a bunch of other body parts which he would wear and use for his own comfort. Actually the inspiration for the two of the most famous horror flicks of all time Psycho and The Silence of the Lambs!
Jack The...
Matt doesn't know what Bad Romance is.
mckaelashaela:
WHAT.
bahaha oh miguel…
Search your name with the word "has" into Google...
carol has been in thearpy ever since she found her husband in womens clothes
melindadearr:
everythinggoesdark:
bigcitynights:
jealousminds:
pleasedtomeetyoubaby:
disposed-to-love:
Nate has been grounded. o_O
Lydia has a lump on her chest
oh
Connie has a monthly income of 200
lucy has everything
..i wish
Alice has a short temper.
Melinda has a dirty little secret?
dear melindadearr
please post the pictures of my dresss.
xoxo, me
“Happiness comes in many forms — in the company of good friends, in the feeling...”
– Lucas, One Tree Hill (via julie911) (via quote-book)
“And you asked why people always expected you to smile in photographs. And I told...”
– via: I wrote it for you (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
“I’m the one that has to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my...”
– Jimi Hendrix (via quote-book)
“Will you know the times
I need your arms around me?
Will you reach for me?”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott) (via quote-book)
Do you ever just sit in the shower, water pouring...
yerawizardharry:
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